This is a seasonal homage to the quintessential part of the holiday season - CRANBERRY SAUCE.
in a can, jellied, not home made and no sign of a cranberry ANYWHERE....please

Lyrics

CRANBERRY SAUCE BLUES – Smonroe

IT WAS THE HOLIDAY SEASON WITHOUT NO CHANCE OF GETTING THINNER
WENT TO MY DAUGHTER’S HOUSE FOR A LITTLE WINNER WINNER TURKEY DINNER
I COULD NOT WAIT TO SINK MY TEETH INTO THAT SUMPTUOUS GREEN BEAN CASSAROLE
CANDIED YAMS AND DRESSING, GRAVY SPILLING OUT ON THE FLOOR
A PILE OF TURKEY WITH A LEG BUT IT WAS ALL FOR NAUGHT
FOR NOWHERE COULD THERE BE FOUND ANY CRANBERRY SAUCE

HOW CAN I EAT TURKEY, HOW CAN I EVEN EAT AT ALL
WITHOUT CRANBERRY SAUCE TO DIP IN INPREGNATED WITH SOME GARLIC SALT
I TRIED TO EAT THEM GREEN BEANS BUT THEN I FELL DOWN ON THE FLOOR
I GOT THE CRANBERRY SAUCE BLUES I CAN’T EAT TURKEY NO MORE

LOOKEE HERE…..SOMEBODY GET SOME CRANBERRIES AND PUT UM IN A BOWL
SMASH UM UNTIL THEY’RE SAUCEY HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
I GOT THE CRANBERRY SAUCE BLUES I CAN’T EAT TURKEY WHAT CAN I DO
I GOT THE CRANBERRY SAUCE BLUES I DON’T EVEN THINK THAT I CAN CHEW

YOU SEE I LOVE THAT CRANBERRY SAUCE….
I LOVE TO SMEAR IT ALL OVER COVER EVERY NIBBLE AND EVERY BITE
SAVE SOME OF THAT WHIPPED CREAM FOR THE PUMPKIN PIE BABY CUZ THIS MIGHT TAKE ALL NIGHT
I LIKE TO SAVOR THE FLAVOR I LIKE TO ROLL IT AROUND ON MY TONGUE
I’M GONNA NEED A NAP BABY WHENEVER I GET DONE

I’VE GOT THE CRANBERRY SAUCE BLUES (I’VE GOT THE CRANBERRY SAUCE BLUES)
I’VE GOT THE CRANBERRY SAUCE BLUES (I’VE GOT THE CRANBERRY SAUCE BLUES)
I GOT THE CRANBERRY SAUCE BLUES I CAN’T EAT TURKEY ANYMORE
I GOT THE CRANBERRY SAUCE BLUES